I Don't Know What I'm Doing

Your Barista is Hella Gay

virgo-vixen:

Hey, guess who finally did that coffee shop AU! 

He didn’t understand why so many people had been hitting on him today. 

Sure, yeah, he played for his own side of the fence.  But it wasn’t like he broadcasted that fact to the world, or anything like that, so how did every good-looking young man that walked into Starbucks that afternoon just know?!  

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freshtobloodclaut:

eric-andre-appreciation-blog:

requiredchaos:

tyleroakley:

kingjaffejoffer:

cartelgathering:

russellmiller:

Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

omg

lmao

HIS RESPONSE

stop. omg.

Again

Lol #realnigga

  • French teacher: okay now say something in french
  • Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent

lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens