Hey, guess who finally did that coffee shop AU!
He didn’t understand why so many people had been hitting on him today.
Sure, yeah, he played for his own side of the fence. But it wasn’t like he broadcasted that fact to the world, or anything like that, so how did every good-looking young man that walked into Starbucks that afternoon just know?!
2013 - Phantom Regiment Mello Section
Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
HIS RESPONSEstop. omg.
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
do you ever feel like you need to listen to a certain song otherwise you’ll explode
romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real
caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens
awh there’s a ladybug on my screen