disasterofahuman:

animentality:

just-an-adam:

animentality:

A man walked straight into a bar

And then came out

aerix-spades:

dinosaurplanet:

*BLEEP*

tinybed:

lovecore:

solisaureus:

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

fluffpuffin:

I saw a silly picture of a bear giving the camera side-eye and felt compelled to make this

kazieka:

so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

fishmech:

giffindersite:

Data cable on a computer from 1945

jacked the fuck in

himeno-ran:

zsnes:

koobaxion-deactivated20220403:

I meant what I said

yeahdragon:

yeahdragon:

yeahdragon:

yeahdragon:

yeahdragon:

yeahdragon:

yeahdragon:

yall have no idea just how badly i want to cook some rice in gatorade

i hope to god im doing this right

im not sure how to feel about this

update: the gatorade didnt give the rice any flavor as i had hoped but the color is nice? Anyway i slapped some sweet chili sauce on it and now im eating the gatorade rice abomination while playing destiny 2

it looks fucking disgusting i know but it just tastes like rice

LAMBASTED FOR RICE CRIMES

stop reblogging this im begging all of you

happy birthday to my bastard child

shrimpsisbugs:

shrimpsisbugs:

just saw a job listing that requires a masters degree in accounting and they want to pay $14/hour. good luck with that

i told my girlfriend about this and she said “they do know those guys can do math, right?”