the-haiku-bot:

psychofreakgirl:

sometimes you have to choose the neural pathway less traveled in your brain

sometimes you have to

choose the neural pathway less

traveled in your brain

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mothman-did-nothing-wrong:

striders:

can anyone translate whatever the hell my little brother has going on rn

redactedmatopoeia:

redactedmatopoeia:

i have to get rid of half a pack of cigarettes by april 14 and “get rid of” cannot mean “smoking myself.” but why would you throw away something so expensive

greatest website in the world

greathoughtsphilosopy:

greathoughtsphilosopy:

weee they are coming haha

The wraiths

boy-and-girl-crazy123456:

>see truck next to us on the highway

>it says “off-road”

>look below it

>it’s on the road

femmepathy:

fuck it. *explodes in the kiln destroying all other creations in there with me*

vaspider:

laughingcatwrites:

unpretty:

jcrewguy:

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In a statement to The Post, a spokesperson for NBCUniversal claimed the tree work is simply an annual ritual at this time of year. “We understand that the safety tree trimming of the Ficus trees we did on Barham Blvd. has created unintended challenges for demonstrators, that was not our intention. In partnership with licensed arborists, we have pruned these trees annually at this time of year to ensure that the canopies are light ahead of the high wind season,” they wrote. “We support the WGA and SAG’s right to demonstrate and are working to provide some shade coverage. We continue to openly communicate with the labor leaders on-site to work together during this time.”

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If those trees were pollarded annually, the cut areas would NOT look like that. There would be big knobs of old growth at the trimming sites. Not seeing any of that here. The way those trees were topped (not pollarded, which is a very careful process that has to begin when the tree is immature) is excellent way to kill them due to loss of hydration, open sites to infection and parasitism during the best time of year for both, lack of nutrition due to so little greenery and new budding growth being left, sunburn and other exposure damage, and a myriad of other possibilities. Plus, if they were topped annually, they would not have the lovely drooping branches seen in the other picture but would have tons of vertical suckers instead.

This is what an annually pollarded mature tree should look like:

If this was done by the city, the public works arborists should be protesting in front of city hall and screaming their heads off right now. I’m not hearing about that, so… Tree law!

The Studios: *speak*

Botanists and other Tree Experts:

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chucktaylorupset:

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

sour-charity:

powerburial:

ummm.no

veshta:

girlzero:

inneskeeper:

bixbiboom:

pekuliar:

saloomy-memes:

“Omg I made this prom dress for only $10!”

- already owns $200 sewing machine, $100 dress form, full supply of thread/haberdashery

“You can recreate your favorite fast food menu items at home for less money and more flavor,” says the person with $3k in Le Creuset cookware, six professional kitchen appliances, living in the heart of a large city with ample grocery selection, sponsored by Hello Fresh and Skillshare.

“You can cook this full course meal for less than five dollars!” says the person who acts like you can buy $0.001 worth of salt, $0.05 worth of flour, and $1.27 worth of pork.

I’m sorry @chigrima but this just passed peer review:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

our founding fathers died so that I could wear thigh-high socks, cute makeup, and go to Walmart. and live.

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theunfairfolk:

givemearmstopraywith:

taylor swift fans interpret her lyrics the way protestants interpret the bible

sentences you can only get on tumblr